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Pelosi Gets Hired By Justice Department As Paper Shredder

 When pint-sized yokel Jess Sessions was the Attorney General, ‘Lil Donnie Trump always bellyached, “Where’s my Roy Cohn? Wah-wah-wah!” But those days are long gone now that portly Bill Barr is in the saddle. The top justice man was mightily impressed last night with Trump’s State of The Union Address. “His words were like pure …

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Hannity Reveals Bolton’s Evil Plot Against Trump

 If there were a Mt. Rushmore of great broadcast journalists, Sean Hannity’s handsome chiseled mug would reside between Walter Cronkite and Edward R. Murrow. Hannity has been reporting on the disturbing “rat-like treasonous betrayal” of John Bolton to America’s bestest leader ever, President Donald J. Trump. “Bolton is a traitor,” Hannity told The Lint Screen. …

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McConnell Sets Rules For Impeachment Trial

 Sen. Mitch McConnell is one crafty rascal. “I’m like an episode of Law and Order –– I want justice and good acting with supportive sponsors,” the debonair silver fox cooed to The Lint Screen. Here are the rules he has drafted for the uping Senate impeachment trial of President Donald John Trump. All Senators must …

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Sen. Graham Has A Solution For “This Ridiculous Impeachment Mess”

 Say what you will about partisanship in Washington, but one guy has always played it straight down the line–– South Carolina Senator Lindsey Graham. The 17-year veteran of the Senate Chambers is livid about the impeachment of President Donald John Trump. “It makes my blood boil,” he says sparkling those dreamy baby blues. “These Democrats …

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What The General On The Right Was Thinking

 Oh my God, what the hell is Trump talking about? This guy is nuts. He just babbles on and on. Does he ever tell the truth? Can he tell the truth? He’s like a petulant child, a spoiled rich brat with his toy army men he moves around. He acts like mister tough guy. Right–– …

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Biden Campaign Works To Attract Young Voters

 You might not think a 77-year-old guy would be hip to the happenings of America’s youth, but you’d be wrong, daddy-O! Presidential candidate Joe Biden has been cruising the country on his “No Malarkey” bus looking to attract voters of all ages–– especially the young ‘uns. “Gee whillikers,” Biden tells The Lint Screen, “I don’t want …

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